What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Sure no problem officer.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

How long would you let a homeless friend stay at your house?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

HELLO

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Why is Russia always right? All eyes toward Russian glory!

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

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No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

How can I control my daily masturbating habit?

{RING} {RING}

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

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Yes sir it is.

After a few moments he returns.